37 Things You’ll Only Find Funny If You’re British
There is no “U” in Freedom.
There’s also no N, H, or S in america
Uh, can anyone explain the N, H or S thing for me? ;v;
National Health Service.
A service in the UK that allows every citizen to receive free or incredibly discounted health care.
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
I’m not sure what’s worse: free refills being a foreign concept to Brits or that it’s standard practice in America.
I drove my
lorry to the car park truck to the parking lot.
Living in one of the top cities on the planet for the past five years has, if nothing else, earned me the right to describe myself as an ‘honourary Londoner.’ Long enough to have observed the English in their set ways, learned about their quirky nuances, noted their ‘typical’ idiosyncrasies…
- Said every American I have ever met.
It’s a well know fact that Brits add ‘u”s in words where they are not needed, use ‘s’ instead of ‘z’, and on the whole pronounce things differently. More eloquently, if you will.
And Americans do not like this one bit. They use the argument that they have…